Hatchet syndrome

The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.

I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.

by Candygal53 June 19, 2016

hatchet slice

The appearance of a bbw's vagina while she is bent over in the doggy style position.

Billy Bob took that fat chick home from the bar last night. He sent me a pic of her hatchet slice. It looked rather tight.

by Slee23 June 14, 2016

Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023

purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

hatchet holder

A yummy pussy ready to eat

Is it in her hatchet holder looks good enough to eat

by Onmnwlfpck October 5, 2022