hatchet job

A very, very, VERY messy way to kill someone in a video game, especially ones like Mortal Kombat or DOOM.

Scorpion from MK: Uh, that's a real hatchet job of a kill there.
Doomguy (who is covered in blood, gore, guts and limbs from head to toe): WDYM? This is cleaner than 90% of my other kills!

by Withered_Fredboi May 24, 2023

Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO April 04, 2018

hatchet holder

A yummy pussy ready to eat

Is it in her hatchet holder looks good enough to eat

by Onmnwlfpck October 06, 2022

Hatchetting

While playing Dead by Daylight, throwing the Huntress' hatchets.

I've been hatchetting these noobs all stream!

by KeldricL March 14, 2021

Hatchet syndrome

The act of not being able to use an app correctly or smart phone functions. May involve numerous button pushing.

I can't get this app to work and I've pressed all the buttons I can. Dude you've got hatchet syndrome walk away from the phone.

by Candygal53 April 08, 2016

Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail

Self explanatory.

Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!

by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023