Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

British Handshake

To shank a motherfucker

"I gave Billy a British handshake yesterday!"

by British Chap February 5, 2022

Artist's Hands

When one's hands are constantly covered in marker ink, paint, and other mediums that don't always wash off well with soap and water; commonly seen in kindergartners.

BILLY, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE FURNITURE WITH THOSE ARTIST'S HANDS!!!

by crazypaintubes November 26, 2009

Mikey Whiskey Hands

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.

Mikey Whiskey Hands

by music whore May 9, 2011

slime hands

when you can play with slime without it getting stuck to your hands

she can’t touch the slime because she doesn’t have slime hands

by tinyhacker27420 November 9, 2018

Laughy Hands

A condition where the muscles in your hands tense up due to intensive laughter. It is an inconvenience when writing or texting but it actually means you are in a state of joy.

Person 1:
*tells a hilarious joke*

Person 2:
hahah omfg now I have laughy hands!

by Cool10101 February 23, 2011

Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011