Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

BC 2 hander

BC 2 Hander, aka British Columbia Two-Hander. A Hockey term for slashing, a chop or a two handed swing at an Opponent.

“ if it weren’t for the BC 2 Hander, I would’ve never made it out of Flin Flon”

by Hutcher February 5, 2018

Left handed

A person whose left hand is the dominant one. About 12% of people are left handed.

Being left handed is genetic, it's not a preference.

by MaggieChow June 29, 2010

fuck handle

any part of her body you use to grip as you slam your meat hammer in and out.

I used her ears as fuck handles as she huffed my hog.

by J.F. February 12, 2003

Two hander

A penis long enough to be held by two hands, one in front of the other, with room to spare.

When Velma unzipped Shaggys' Levis, she saw that he was a two hander, requiring more work than she wanted to put in that night.

by V3lma September 4, 2009

glad hander

Smarmy individual who hugs a lot, gets too close and is generally over friendly in an irritating way.

That phoney glad hander invades my space.

by sevenhn December 14, 2005

handsey

to use ones hands in order to make a sexual advance upon someone

Mom: Did he get handsey with you?

by Christina "Tish" December 6, 2006