handmand

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.

"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"

by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014

handwake

Masturbation or manual sexual stimulation on another person in the morning upon waking up.

John did a handwake to help him wake up in time for class.

or

Jane did a handwake on John this morning in bed.

by S.Beach December 21, 2007

Handaddict

Someone who jacks it (Masturbates) at least Three times a day, everyday.

Friend: "Damn man, I been whackin it way too much lately..."

You: "Dude you should get some help, you might be a handaddict."

by qazqazqaz December 9, 2008

handards

Uber high standards. The exact opposite of landards.

Jerome defiantly has handards, he hooked-up with that really hot chick.

by GHETTOMILLIONARE January 10, 2010

Handcar

A sexual act involving two males facing each other standing erect. The first male bends forward mouth open, simultaneously the second male bends backwards thrusting his pelvis forward in the direction of the first male's mouth. Then the process is repeated with roles switched giving the impression of a traintrack handcar or pump trolley. Gargling noises may be added.

The other day a man tripped mouth first onto a penis and thus the handcar was born.

by LanceBass'Cock August 30, 2010

Handtastic

someone who is worthy off using your hand to self pleasue

OMG the girl in my office is handtastic.

she has an abosoulute handtastic pair of tits.

by buckthelegend April 1, 2011

handbag bisexual

When a lesbian dates a female bisexual, not as a legitamite partner, but as an accessory.

Oh they won't stay together, she's just a handbag bisexual

by rotothexy January 30, 2012