stupid handles

Extremely good driving skills allowing to perform donuts, getting sideways, fishtailing and all that apply.
Referenced in Oakland, Hyphy, Sideshow related videos.

"yo that nigga got stupid handles!"

by Montzilla October 28, 2007

Pie Handles

Handles you get from eating wayyy to much piiiieee.

Hey you see that guys pie handles?

HOLY SHIT PIE HANDLES ARE SO SEXY BROOO!

OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER PIE HANDLES THEY ARE SOOO BIGGG!

by mtndewdude55-izmyaim August 7, 2010

axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

Meat handles

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008

baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.

"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005