Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

hambo

da king of all kings. u may well b blessed 2 see him sum day

hambo is king

by hambo June 30, 2003

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007

Hakop

A very handsome guy.

Hakop just picked up two chicks.

by &*&()() May 13, 2011

HamBot

A person who automatically forwards / links to anything "hilarious" regardless of how funny said item may be.

Christ, not another dancing cat video. My mom is such a HamBot

by rainyvr January 11, 2011

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

by Håkon M September 11, 2019