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Hair lacky

A hair tie or hair elastic. The term 'hair lacky' is an amalgamation of the words 'hair tie' and 'lacky band'. Lacky band being a shortened version of elastic band or rubber band.
"Hey, do you have a spare hair lacky? I've got P.E. next and I don't want my hair getting all messy."
"Nah, sorry mate. I've got a lacky band but their super painful to use instead of a hair lacky."
by ~Emmsies~ March 8, 2017
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forest hair

A hairstyle in which a girl's hair is tousled so that she looks like she lives in a forest or similarly uninhabited area. Extremely sexy. (Budding twigs and leaves can be added for effect as desired.)
Oh shit! Dude, forest hair girl sat next to me in class and I almost creamed my pants. Looks like I'll need to make a trip to the great outdoors...
by Quintus Abraham March 7, 2008
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midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops
Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"
by muhkenuh December 21, 2010
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hiroshima hair dryer

A big ol turbo for your import car
Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi
by Ghayes14 June 18, 2019
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Ur Hair Square

An insult with such unspeakable power that mere words can't sufficiently describe it. God, Allah, Yahweh, Jesus, Yuhuang, Amaterasu, Bathala, Brahman, Buddha, Jupiter and Zeus once converged together just to prevent this insult from being known to any living creature.
Tony: ur mom gay
Brad: ur dad lesbian
Tony: ur grandpap a trap
Brad: ur uncy funcy
Tony: ur cat fat
Brad: ur dog a nignog
Tony: ur family tree LGBT
Brad: Alright... I didn't want to have to do this... but you left me no choi-
Tony: Shut up! Ur ancestors ince-
Brad: UR HAIR SQUARE

As Brad goes Super Saiyan, he causes the universe to start engulfing itself and chaotically recreating itself over and over again. This painful cycle is continued for 100 days until all known deities and religious figures work together to stop it. Thus the universe returns to normal. However, it has also turned into a universe where Tony knows nothing but the pain, suffering, and agony brought about by those three dreaded words...
by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp October 5, 2019
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Hairdressers Car

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.
'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'
by Justanotherredoer May 19, 2018
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Free Haircuts

The act of complete annihilation and/or embarrassment of your enemy while compiling a large amount of headshots in any FPS online match. The claimant must have a majority of his/her kills come from headshots before he/she can claim to have opened up shop.
Dude, last night on COD Sean was pwning noobs and giving kids free haircuts left and right. It was unreal!
by ShooterMERKgavin July 12, 2011
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