Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

Glarg

to randomly hit computer keys on the keyboard. expresses emotions such as confusion, anger, and sheer boredom.

me:gosh ive been so sdfhosidjrlesijglkgopei lately. ya know?
her: no. i have no fucking clue what you're talking bout
me: bitch. im fucking glarging.
her:oh...*akward silence*

by JEWjew February 15, 2008

glark

To slowly grasp the meaning of a word or concept, based on the situation in which it is used.

An eventual understanding of the way things work, unlike zen, in which a sudden flash of insight occurs.

Glarking a concept is about halfway between being clueless, and grokking it.

Usually pertains to computer programming, formerly glork until coders realized (slowly) that glork meant something else.

"It took me a while to glark what the professor was talking about."

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

Glare

The glare was one of the three mobs for the 2021 minecraft mob vote, but no one voted for him because he was just the “f3” key

Bob: it’s so sad that the glare didn’t win, he would have been so usefull!

Michael: Bob you are high again you idiot

by Tom00s December 6, 2021

glarl

'glarl' is the noise arnie makes when he is really puttin effort into his fighting, it is also the expression he uses when he is going through pain and personal anguish

how to pronounce 'glarl' - GL-ARLL-LL

by Gaz#40 September 1, 2006

Glarded

A word that the Youtuber Atomic Shrimp made up in one of his his scam-baiting videos.

I'm just trying to find out if the fund is glarded.

by JazzlingJay February 27, 2021

Glarb

A zombie with no teeth, whom gums your shoulder, they also have no nails, thus they cannot spread infection. They sit on your shoulder until flicked in the nose, then run away crying.

After the zombiepocalypse we kept a pet glarb to help carry our stuff

by Sinister Claws January 9, 2010