GUFF CHET

BULL SHIT, crazy

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.

by KALONEOUS October 17, 2008

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

guff

The sitcky, burnt, black part of a roasted marshmallow.

After I was finished roasting a marshmallow over the fire, I accidentally dropped it on my hand and the guff stuck to it.

by Mac2410102410 February 8, 2010

Guff

Verb

To lick a female’s genitalia.

Primarily used when referring to strippers or exotic dancers

He guffed a stripper last night

No one guff any of the strippers

by John171738 November 5, 2018

guff cloud

To expel a Violent episode of anal gas Designed to kill more than Donald trump trumps.. the cunt.

My fucking god Bundy that guff cloud is enough to kill more people than trumps wig

by munk i spose June 7, 2018

Guffe

The best steam user.
Having the steamid "ImGuffe"

Who's the best steamuser?
Oh thats Guffe!

by Guffee July 3, 2017

GUFF

(G)irl (U) (F)inally (F)ucked

*when you meet your friends new girlfriend *
“hey bro, is this the guff?”
“yeah man this is her!”

by bigbrickdaddy June 7, 2022