apple grinder

When a go puts it in a girls booty and then puts his sack in her puss

damn that ho just got hit up with an apple grinder and she loved it

by Ladies man October 6, 2004

Grinder

a military term, particulary the US Navy, meaning parking lot.

AT2: "Every one fall out to the grinder for drill."
Recruit: "Aye aye petty officeeer!!!"

by b--rad September 11, 2006

taco grinder

a guy grindin while drunk on a hideous girl in a taco suit and enjoying it, usually on Halloween and also nicknamed "Shotaro," after its creator

Yo did you see that taco grinder last night, yo that girl was a wildebeast

by Proclearing December 17, 2008

meat grinder

a vagina that's been used and mangled to an extreme.

"Chris' mom is a meat grinder"

by hah_ya_crazy_bastard July 23, 2008

meat grinder

When a guy holds his cock and cranks it like a handle and shits at the same time, making it look like an old fashioned meat grinder, as the shit falls to the ground

Paulie was standing in the locker room and pushed out a nice meat grinder for the boys.

by prtc October 18, 2006

noti grinder

A person who tends to leave notifications unopened in order to feel special or some shit

ayo did jaheim hit u back?
hell nah that nigga a noti grinder

by dombeenballin April 22, 2021

Grinder

Noun: Believed to be an otherworldly being or entity by some, and by others to be an incomprehensible force who's nature knows no true form. If I may summon the words of 17th century philosopher, Sir David Tompkins, who's brief definition effectively summarizes this abstract concept: "The Grinder is everything that is." Whatever the case, one thing is for certain: the Grinder and its existence will never be fully understood by mere mortals such as ourselves.

However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.

The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.

Travis: Hey, guys! I accidentally kicked the hack into the bush!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!

by skeet skeet pete August 7, 2008