Gooch Gremlin

A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
Dude,Earlier I found a gooch gremlin in my boxers,what should I do?
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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Lightswitch Gremlin

"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.
Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!
by thesingleshot August 2, 2011
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Soot gremlin

One of the mythical creatures found in the Japanese movie Totoro.

Can also be used as a slang term referring to black people in general.
Man 1: Who got picked first in the NFL draft tonight?
Man 2: You haven't heard? It was Cam Newton.
Man 1: Ohhhhh! He's the King of the soot gremlins. Good for him.
by Jim Mij May 21, 2011
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Sesh Gremlin

Someone that lives for the sesh. You will most likely encounter one of these people in a kitchen sniffing some ket off of their keys in the early hours of the morning after a proper naughty sesh.
"Harry is such a sesh gremlin. He lives for the sesh."
by SeshGremlin1 August 22, 2017
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crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
by tikimon September 21, 2005
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Gay Gremlin

The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you

The question is, do you accept your fate?
I am truly a gay gremlin, and you my friend, are weak.
by Snail_Sketch September 14, 2019
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Sack Gremlin

One who enjoys the savory taste of sack in his/her mouth.
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!
Brobson is sucha fucken sack gremlin, it pisses me the fuck off!

Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!

I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent
by Senior Weiner April 21, 2009
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