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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday
Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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cat got your tounge

unable to respond verbaly
marie: Nothing to say??.....cat got your tounge?
by don michael maniego December 17, 2007
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Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.
Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..
by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017
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I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure
"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"
by meatyluvers April 4, 2016
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got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league
mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different
by brj365 February 5, 2012
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Cat got your Tongue

An idiom meaning you’re being unusually quiet or aren’t saying much.

Also a euphemism for performing oral sex on a female.
“You haven’t said anything all morning. What’s wrong? Cat got your tongue?”

“I couldn’t say anything when I was eating that pussy! Her cat had my tongue!”
by Sukon Mabalsak January 25, 2022
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