Gooner 

Me.
You.
Us.

We are gooners.

You: I just gooned to timeskip iwaizumi from haikyuu last night!
Me: SAME!1!1 gooner bros!

Gooner by Saccharineeva September 13, 2025

Gooner 

An adjective for someone sus and/or goons 24/7.

Joe:yo ben, billy is a gooner
Ben:for real bro.
Billy:*epically gooning*

Gooner by XD_1234 September 20, 2025

Gooner 

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

Gooner by Diicho September 26, 2025

Gooner 

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

Gooner by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

gooner 

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

gooner by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Gooner

Someone that is part of a goontatorship. Usually lead by a Gooner themselves. Similar to the word 'Simp' but with a more positive connotation.

Ahri's server has a lot of gooners in it, but I'm on myself so I don't mind. Seeing a hot girl makes me 'excited' if you know what I mean.

Gooner by AnonymousMikiFan December 28, 2025

Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

Gooner by Naderjuice January 3, 2026