Gonk

Satan is a gonk

fuck is a gonk

by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020

gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021

GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic

1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "

by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020

Gonk

A word meaning just about anything, depending on context.

•Bro, that’s gonked up!
•Hnng! I’m gonna gonk!
•Oooh! Right in the gonk!

by McGonkals April 20, 2019

Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

by Junkiebum January 21, 2018

Gonked

To be taken by surprise in a funny way

That stormtrooper got gonked when he hit his head on the door

by YuOfTheNight November 25, 2019