Pizza goldfish

Yum yum yum

Good boi: I love me pizza goldfish

by The real once-ler April 26, 2020

Goldfished

*When your online date is much more attractive than her pictures suggest she is.

*The opposite of being catfished

"Dude I was goldfished , the girl I saw last night was so much more prettier than her picture!"

by LankanWriter March 6, 2017

Goldfish Challenge

Where someone swallows a goldfish whole without the need of water or choking. It can be any size and bought at a local pet store. This also needs to be a real live goldfish, not dead or fake. It's slimy and gross, if you want to be dared to do it go ahead, and it's easier than cinnamon ;)

Person 1: I dare you to do the goldfish challenge!
Person 2: WTF is that?
Person 1: Swallow a live goldfish whole!
Person 2: What do I get?
Person 1: A goldfish in your stomach.. and 5 dollars if you can do it without throwing up
Person 2: OKAY! :D
(Also goldfish are quite big)
Person 2: *chokes* ahh can't.. ahh breathe! *chokes*

by ThatGirlDownTheBlock?Fuckyeshh March 29, 2011

Liverpool Goldfish

A Turd, as seen floating around the mouth of the River Mersey.

I just dropped a Liverpool goldfish and it was as big as a baby's arm.

by Cestrian March 19, 2010

frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

Goldfish

to give a male oral pleasure unenthuiastically, or badly. Resembles the monotonous mouth action of a goldfish breathing.

"I wasnt all that impressed by Bobby, so I just gave him the Goldfish and went home."
..or
"If you're going to just give me the Goldfish, I'm going to go in the other room and take care of things myself"

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Goldfish

Someone that catfishes gold diggers pretending to be a sugar baby so they can get money.

The only reason she has so many clothes is because she’s a goldfish

by clownery_bitch May 24, 2020