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Bathtub Goblin

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.
"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."
by U.Steve April 4, 2009
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goblin body

The physical shape of someone's body that resembles that of a goblin. Usually fairly thin, long arms, but thick thighs and a jutting out gut.
I wish I was a bit more fit, but all I've got are my fat little titties and a goblin body.
by gregory_bryant December 2, 2016
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gooch goblin

term used to describe one who feeds on the gooch, or reigon between the testicles/vagina and anus, regularly
"man you're such a fuckin' gooch goblin."
by the nudist midget February 18, 2004
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Code goblin

Someone who asks others for their code when their own doesnt work.
by Halux12 May 8, 2022
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goblin horde

The Goblin Horde is a gang known for arms trafficking and prostitution with known members in Clovis CA, and Amarillo TX. They are known to use the San Jauquin River to travel throughout the state. Their main rivals are the Fresno Bulldogs street gang.
Person 1: Did you hear about that shooting last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard that the goblin horde was involved.
Person 1: Uh oh.
by Cyclore1469 February 5, 2019
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spliff goblin

Someone who constantly begs weed off people, but is reluctant to share their own.
dammit, stop being such a spliff goblin
by bellendz October 27, 2010
mugGet the spliff goblinmug.

Gobshite goblin

Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.

Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
by Sinnivar December 21, 2019
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