Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

goatse

Named for the address of the original website, (goatse.cx) which has since been taken down but not before achieving Internet noteriety. See also tubgirl.

The website featured a man bending over with two hands stretching apart the largest bodily orifice in the world. You could see inside several inches deep.

Since then, parody websites have sprung up showing everything from stretched-apart doorways to red-filling-ed cookies.

"Heh. No really, Aunt Sally. I swear goatse.cx has the best apple pie recipes on the Internet."

"Oh god! The Grand Canyon looks just like Goatse! No burro ride for me, thanks!"

by KelliHolland July 15, 2008

goatseman

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.

Goatseman is my god.

by orf October 27, 2002

Georgia Goatse

The maneuver in which one partner stretches their anus and the other partner horks loogie in it.

Oh man, I just did a Georgia Goatse to my wife

by LouieLua March 6, 2008

goatshot

To moon someone with one's balls being pressed between the legs, so as to give the impression that one's behind looks like that of a goat.

Damn dude, why is that whenever we get drunk you always gotta try to give me a goatshot?

by Detroit_Dan October 24, 2006

Goatse

An internet photo of a man streching his anus to un-realistic proportions.

( )O( ) <-Anus

"You've been goatse'd!"

by Sir Scorn November 20, 2007

goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.

My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!

by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006