gerber

1. Baby food - the real definition

2. Damnit, shit, this sucks

gerber!!!

by Jerm November 2, 2003

gerberbaby

When u fuck a girl so good she goes to sleep an while she's sleep you put your dick in her mouth

Her: damn bae u fucked me so good last night u put my ass 2 sleep. But why did i have a mouth full of cum this morning?

Him: oh i gave u that gerberbaby last night

by Gerber baby March 16, 2015

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

Gebbed

High, on drugs, Under the influnce, happy, excited, Crazed, smacked, baked

Yo I was mad gebbed last night at the party

Yo I didn't even know niggaz was going be gebbed

by Smackin iiht May 1, 2010

gerber

When a guy fucks a girl on a baby changing station table, makes her bleed, so she has to wear a diaper

Damn, I gave that girl a gerber and she bled all over the place.

by Kenny Heffner January 20, 2007

gerber

1. An old man or woman that takes shits any time in underwear in public places.

2. An old fart

3. A doofus, or retarded

The gerber at El Pollo Loco shitted his pants and it made the whole place stink and people evacuated.

Jeremy can be such a gerber sometimes.

by Graham Owen December 12, 2008

gerted

when one gerts he has spit on another person while talking to them. signs of gerting usually are lots of saliva around the mouth while talking.

John you bastard you just gerted on me what the hell.....

by peachylance February 26, 2008