Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.

I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.

by casperino August 6, 2016

Gröden

“Gröden” or in English: Val Gardena. is a beautiful place in south Tyrol (Italy) full of toxicity and non bilingual Ladins like Laura Chechi for Example.

Because of the low population of the town and the lack of things to do people will always spy on because they have nothing else to do to fulfill their lifetime.

And if something happens, the next day everybody will know.

If you are a student however your life will be normal until you start middle school, Because when you start Middle School not just will the school will suck but you are also gonna question your existence every day. also, all your friends will later become junkies and (or) sell drugs.

by:

-Aurum
-Jorson

A Normal Conversation in German between two “Grödner”

Farmer 1: “Ou dua!”
carpenter 1: “Wos wilsch’n?”
Farmer 1: “Worsch gestern wider in Gröden”
Carpenter 1: “Joa dio cane, immo wieda sig i dei scheiß kiffer porco!”
Farmer 1: “Ma dei Vallschen dei sollatn sich mol eps schamen”
Carpenter 1: “Jo imma sitzen dei af der schis bonk und rachen sich oane.”

by Jorson March 10, 2021

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Ramona Gardens

Ramona Gardens is a public housing development in the Boyle Heights neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, USA. It is operated by the Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles. Currently and historically Latino, it is also the home of the notorious Big Hazard gang, connected to the Mexican Mafia, and has been the center of the illegal drug market in all of Southern California. Big Hazard has been operating Ramona Gardens since the early 1940s and are responsible for countless murders and crimes in and out of the housing projects. Big Hazard is one of the oldest and most notorious gangs in Southern California. Big Hazard was also featured in the Edward James Olmos film American Me. Three consultants on this film were later murdered because of the depiction of a homosexual rape scene which offended the Mexican Mafia's internal code of "ethics."The first killing occurred 12 days after the movie's premiere when one of the film's consultants Charles "Charlie Brown" Manriquez, who was a member of La Eme, was slain in Ramona Gardens, L.A.'s oldest public housing project. Another well-known person of East Los Angeles and paid consultant to the film, 49 year old grandmother Ana Lizarraga commonly known as "The Gang Lady", was murdered when she was gunned down in her driveway unloading groceries. A federal indictment accused La Eme of ordering the 1992 murder of Ana Lizarraga.

Ramona Gardens

by BeAche November 11, 2013

Unity Gardens

A Unity Garden is a place where bitches use hoes (the tools) to plant straight up bad ass open vegetable gardens to feed mah homies

Yo man I just visited a couple of Unity Gardens, but my favorite is the one at LaSalle Square, it was lit af!

by lucidy August 16, 2018

Sheep Garden

This is the nickname of the leader of enhypen's Jungwon. His name literally means Sheep Garden (Yang: Sheep, Jungwon: Garden). He even dressed as a sheep in I-land.

Person1: Why is Jungwon called Sheep Garden?
Person2: Because that's what his name means.

by Jiminmyfeelings December 31, 2021

The Garden

It’s a song that goes like this

No I won't

You know you're all alone, your friends, they aren't at home
Everybody's gone to the garden
As you look into the trees, you can look, but you don't see
Flowers seem to tease you at the garden
Everybody's there, but you don't seem to care
What's it with you man, and this garden? Yeah

Turned into my worst phobia
A crazy man's utopia
If you're lost, no one can show ya
But it sure was glad to know ya
Only poor boys take a chance
On the garden's song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without

You can find it all inside, no need to wrestle with your pride
No, you ain't losing your mind, you're just in the garden
They can lead you to yourself or you can throw it on the shelf
But you know you can look inside for the garden

I wasn't really scared
Lost my virginity there
To a gypsy with blond hair
But now no one seems to care
Like a mouse inside a maze
Wandering 'round for daze
With a smile upon my face
I never want to leave this place
Only poor boys take a chance
On this garden song and dance
Feel her flowers, as they wrap around
But only smart boys do without
Turned into my worst phobia
It's a crazy man's utopia
If you're lost no one can show you
But it sure was glad to know you

Bye-bye, so long, bye-bye
It's glad to know you
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Aw, so long

by Mommy I Rocky January 23, 2022