garfibromyalgia

The Ultimate Being.
The one who craves LASAGNA
The one who used to be owned by Jon Arbuckle
His old name? Garfield.

Worshipper: Oh almighty Garfibromyalgia, We offer Lasagna O great and Mighty Lord!

by The Shaman of Lasagna November 5, 2019

Garfield Math

Doing math from a cat’s standpoint, or with the least effort. When a creative but lazy person is always on the lookout for a shortcut or hack to solve a math problem, so that they could have more time for leisure or rest.

Street-smart people tend to use Garfield math strategies to deal with their everyday quantitative challenges, compared to their exam-smart counterparts who prefer a more conventional or routine approach.

by Fasters February 6, 2022

Andrew Garfield

A person who is definitely not in No Way Home. Kevin Feige did not force me to write this I swear…

“I heard Andrew Garfield is in No Way Home”
“Shut the fuck up before Kevin Feige…”
*gun shots*

by Wick826 November 24, 2021

garcing

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/

"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."

by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016

garcie

Garcie is athletic and loves to eat food and watch Shane Dawson. You don’t want to make a Garcie mad or she will fight you. She hates people you this are better than everyone so if you are like that stay away.

Omg I’m such a garcie

by Garcie May 14, 2018

Garcia

Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.

Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"

by potats May 28, 2022

Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022