Gandering

Grabbing ones junk or someone else's junk. In the spirit of goosing someone's ass, only from the front.

I wasn't all that into my wife goosing my ass, but she can start gandering me anytime she wants. Preferably in the morning.

by Atlas of the 6 March 9, 2010

Gandalf

In the first LOTR film Gandalf blows a smoke ship through a smoke ring. A Gandalf is someone who smokes so much weed that they have the same level of smoking
expertise as Gandalf himself.

Man1: "Stop hogging the splif Gandalf."
Man2: "Why don't you just fuck off and let me enjoy my bud Gandhi."

by Flossua March 21, 2009

Gandalfs Balls!

When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.

By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.

by boo ha ra sausage April 11, 2011

gand

ass with hole that is ready and tite to fuck, butt, bumb

"teri gand main keera" means my monster in you ass.
"teri gand maru" means i can fuck you ass.

by jassi gill July 6, 2006

ganderous

dangerous spelled wrong, but with more meaning if you break it down
Gander - a glance, brief look
-Ous suffix - full of, possessing

Full of looks, attracting attention, looking good

Wow, Exeter is really ganderous today.

I wish I was ganderous like him.

by beansmokes December 26, 2016

Gandeep

In general, a Punjabi male. The term is usually associated with heavy drinking and smoking, listening to rap/popular music, and in general "living in the moment". Often times, this translates into extreme Punjabi tribalism and general belligerence toward those who insult them. Most Gandeeps consequently display various levels of indifference to academic and intellectual affairs; the select few who don't, however, tend to be distinguished in the science, technology, and business worlds.

"Dude, that guy got piss drunk at the party last night. What a fucking Gandeep."
"Tukade tukada kara dun ge je hojoo panga." ("We're gonna cut you into pieces if you try to pull bullshit on us") - A typical line from a belligerent Gandeep

by topkekmemer12016 February 13, 2017

gandistokelenio

A higher purpose, goal, or meaning that can only be attained by sleeping around or jacking off in narrow crevices.

"So I was Gandistokelenioing the other day when my idiot son punches me right in the nuts."

"Boy, is this the perfect day for a nice, long gandistokelenio."

"Gandistokelenio Jackalakio McDoinks!!!"

by Chimp Tagster May 27, 2006