Gayfer

(also spelled "Gayfor")
An individual who identifies as heterosexual, but engages in homosexual activity with a specific individual on an exceptional basis. Very close friends with benefits.

John likes the ladies, but he's been Paul's Gayfer since they met in college.

by Jeff Hughes August 11, 2006

Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.

Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?

by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015

gayfer

no no, no no. people have SO misinterpreted the meaning for the word gayfer. The ORIGINAL meaning for gayfer means a gay fat person. this word originates from the word heffer, which means a big person. adding gay as a pretence is a way to call someone gay AND fat. mm, a double-threat :)

*at school*
courtney: OMG that girl got big!
sharon: i hear she's turned lesbian.
courtney: ahahaha what a gayfer!

by yermoom December 18, 2009

Gaffe

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a gaffe

"The next president of the United States is...Barack America!
- Sleepy Joe Biden

"The president has a big stick"
- sleepy slow Joe Biden

by Icy Wyte June 13, 2022

gaffe

A burp one does prior to or during the process of throwing up, vomiting, being sick, puking, blowing chunks or similar.

"You know you're gonna throw up whenever you gaffe."

"After half an hour with her head in the toilet, she surfaced briefly for a hearty gaffe."

Matt - "I wasn't that drunk..."
Tim - "Man, you gaffed in my face."

by Van Timm August 20, 2011

Gaffel

A Gaffel is a "god" in the gaffismic religion. One of the greatest Gaffels was named Lompi.

"Lompi, the greatest Gaffel of all time"

by Geir Are Mo August 7, 2008

Gayfer

a very homosexual person

Kenny who sits inside his house all day and is afraid of real life outside his computer

by Anonymous July 16, 2003