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guidocide

The mass elimination of fake tanning, hair gel using, Muscle Milk abusing Jersey shore trash.
Hitler is to genocide as a hair gel shortage is to guidocide
by Dan Predl December 23, 2008
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An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
by tourguide May 23, 2011
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Guadalupe

Guadalupe, was originally a Spanish toponym that derives from the Arabic word for "valley" or "river" and the Latin word lupus, meaning wolf. The name referred to the river Guadalupe in Spain.

Our Lady of Guadalupe who is a catholic icon of the Virgin Mary. The Lady of Guadalupe is of siginificant importance to Mexican culture, and is often referred to as the Queen of Mexico a true miracle of its time.

It is for this reason that many Mexican women and sometimes men with the name of Guadalupe are seen as highly important amongst their people. Guadalupe is a very sophisticated name and nonetheless those with the name are seen as conceited when really they are convinced.

Guadalupe does not associate herself with those of less stature than her own. And like Our Lady of Guadalupe, Guadalupe is considered a godess of her time. She is unlike no other.
A: "That woman thinks were conceited, I'm apalled!"

B: "Well whenever I'm with Guadalupe, we seem to get that reaction."

A: "She seems to forget that a godess like Guadalupe has no reason to feel conceited, she truly is just convinced."
by SalmaSelena February 17, 2010
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Guidance

by Quof March 27, 2011
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Gudaga

Person that has noticably crooked, dirty or in some way unpleasant looking teeth. The plural is Gudagae
Look at that Gudaga over there.

Dirty Gudagae everywhere you look
by jackchillin94 April 16, 2009
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guido

Guidos are easily recognizable by their dark hair, overly tanned skin, thick accents & waxed eyebrows. The guido travels in packs, especially when heading to clubs to meet up w/ their deejay friends. Almost all guidos are self-proclaimed "deejays." They blast extremely loud music, usually some form of house, while they drive excessively fast.

If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos use steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of construction, telemarketing, or sales.

Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & ripped jeans, after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the possibility that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while fist pumping and sticking his chest out.

Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but the numbers will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.
"If I see one more guido loser post a picture of himself with his shirt off, I swear to god, I'm deleting my facebook page forever!!"

"Dude. It's midnight! Take your sunglasses off and stop acting like such a guido!"

The Jersey Shore.
by luckydante December 2, 2010
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The Guidance Center

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.
assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center
by Free as a bird February 9, 2010
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