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glipe

Ye shoulda seen the fucking glipe that served me in the bar last night.
by Dave October 8, 2003
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grape smugglers

Grape Smugglers are very small speedo trunks which hug the bollocks of the male wearer in a manner which makes it seem that they are "smuggling grapes" between their legs.

Often seen on European, particularly French, males.
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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Burger and a Grape Snowcone

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”
You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.
by timwalz November 2, 2021
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Grape Ape

A 40 foot tall purple ape that was featured in several Hanna-Barbera Saturday morning cartoon shows in the mid-to-late 70s. Although physically imposing the character was a friendly, gentle giant who sometimes didn't know his own strength and would often finish sentences by saying his name "Grape Ape, Grape Ape".

Widely considered to be a mediocre at best character. Often used as a meme by Adam Carolla to explain how terrible TV in general was in his formative years.
"At least now kids have choices as to what to watch on TV. When I was growing up we had Grape Ape. It was just dumb."
"I tried watching Grape Ape on Boomerang (retro H-B cartoon network) but I had to turn it off after 5 minutes."
by Honk4Gronk November 24, 2013
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Pound Grape

(verb) - to chug wine
I had a hard day at work today I can't wait to get home and Pound Grape!
by gpoww May 16, 2011
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Heard it through the grapevine

Information that was told to you about somebody that they didn't want other to know about. Told by a very close friend.
"Hey where did you hear that heather", "I heard it through the grapevine don't worry though"
by Haneza October 9, 2012
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grief thief

when people feel sad about something that doesn't really affect them, just because the enjoy feeling sad. most of the population do it when someone famous dies. people pretend to know the deceased, or have some connection with them, just so they can enjoy some grief.
Example 1. When JLB Credit goes under in the TV series Peepshow, Jeremy is sad even though he has only been working there for a couple of hours.
Mark: You're free loading on my trauma. You're a grief thief.

Example 2.
Person 1: Why are you wearing black and crying?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Trevor that we used to go to college with died.
Person 1: What? And? You never even spoke to him in four years of going to college with him, and I seem to recall you thought he was a knob jockey. you have had no contact with him for the last 7 years and his death will have exactly no impact in your life what-so-ever. you're such a grief thief.
by jimwade December 30, 2009
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