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Goomstick

Freshman 1: Bro, I lost my goomstick can i use yours.
Freshman 2: Nah man my mom took my goomstick.
by Chillkiller_memes April 2, 2019
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black market goods

A grass roots arts collective in Albuquerque, NM. Artist owned BMG (for short) does not believe in charging for events, is very fair in pricing cos its run by artists, and is a great networking place. BMG is for artists, designers, models, fashion designers, musicians, dancers, and all forms of artists.
Loser 1: Hey did you go to that Black Market Goods Show last week?

Loser 2: No Im too cool for them.

Loser 1: Oh thats not cool, they're a good group and they slave for their art. 100% artist owned and opt'd they're a pretty cool group.

Loser 2: Oh wow that does sound pretty cool maybe I'll go to the next show.
by Omni-corn June 10, 2009
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goons

Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums.

These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.
Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything.
by Andrewwwkk June 2, 2010
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Gooms

When someone has huge gums.
Her gooms are so big, they practically take up her whole mouth.
by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014
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dick's sporting goods

A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!
Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?

Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!
by shadowm626 March 2, 2009
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Dick's Sporting Goods

The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.
Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.
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Chat goons

Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.

.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.

\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.

Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:

Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"
by Fashizzledizzle January 5, 2006
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