groffgasm

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.

While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm

by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010

Geoffrey

A Fun guy to hang out with. He can be very inappropriate at times. A Geoffrey is a great guy to be with if you want a good laugh. He Loves playing cod on the xbox and no matter what you say he will always say its the best. A Geoffrey will never call you names like b*** or anything like that. sometimes to get a good laugh a Geoffrey will stand up when your in the middle of something an yell ''I'M BATMAN '' then sit back down like nothing ever happend. A Geoffrey is a great friend once you get to know him. He is one of the funnest guy friend youll ever have. You surely will always want to keep him in your life.

Girl 1 "whos that kid over there?"
Girl 2 "Thats Geoffrey, He's a coo kid"

by midnight101 January 10, 2013

goff

A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.

Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'

by Wynter June 28, 2005

Geoffed

The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.

I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!

by 10snails June 5, 2016

Geoffrey's Revenge

Geoffrey's Revenge is a flaming bag of bungle fingers (or indeed a bungle fist) found upon ones doorstep, that can only be dowsed with the merry stampings of the unitiated. Although not exclusive to this, It is most likely found upon the doorstep of Thames telivison staff circa 1992.

'Maude! Maude! Call a Bobby! There's a massive Geoffrey's Revenge on the door step and I fear my slippers can't take it!" - 1992 Thames Television executive, circa 2005

by JimiTheSaint May 24, 2010

Geoffing

Verb ~ Standing uncomfortably close to people

Traditionally Geoffing occurs in doorways or next to a window however in recent years geoffing has become acceptable just about anywhere.

“I peaked outside and before I knew it I was being geoffed from every angle”

“I looked out the window at the amazing view and before I knew it Eric was bloody Geoffing me”

by Mowen93 October 19, 2019

geffum

verb- Used in Hawaii Nei, meaning "I Get it."

Leilani: "Ehh, Koa you get pakalolo?"
Koa: "Yeah Lei I geffum."

by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008