Fitterunde

Norwegian term used to describe disappointment and a state of resignation with regards to a football league round. Specifically used in relation to a Fantasy Premier League low scoring gameweek. Often uttered by disaffected Arsenal fans.

I captained (insert name of chosen Arsenal player) and he was just subbed after missing a penalty. Fitterunde!

by deruwe May 31, 2018

Foutte

A synonym for "fart" or "fuck" or "stupid" (depending on context). Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Rachel's foutte smelled so bad it cleared out the entire room!
Faysal foutted that up so badly he ended up evicting his own teammate from the house!
That's so foutte!

by IanSane October 1, 2018

Fettes College

One of the top British boarding schools per The Sloane Rangers Handbook. Top private school in Scotland. Scottish aristos mix with Russian olis and eurotrash plus upwardly mobile local merchants day pupils.

Former student include James Bond, Tony Blair and Tilda Swindon. Boys blazers are legend.

Fettes College kids ski in Verbier, holiday in Greece, party at Garibaldis, festival at Belladrum & Reading, dance at the Reeleasy, shoot at November rec weekend and go onto Durham and St Andrews.

by UrbaneUrban January 27, 2020

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.

Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022

That which does not fuel us, makes us fatter

Once upon a time there was Glucose,

Our human bodies can burn it or store it.

The End

Hey man, that which does not fuel us, makes us fatter.

Hey man, if it don't fuel you, it makes you fatter.

by UncleTexKash January 10, 2018

flutter

basically means blushing

omg stop youre making my heart flutter baby

by xzzzonee November 21, 2018