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Furnie

Furney, Furny (fur-nee)
- Noun
Often found travelling together in clusters or groups, furnies are individuals whom work in the furniture moving industry. Like a gang, once you become a furnie, it is very hard to get out. Children of furnies often become furnies themselves. Furnies often smell bad and have drinking and/or drug problems. Furnies also have an abnormally high divorce rate.
Person 1: Hey do Bob and his son work together?

Person 2: Yeah the poor guys are furnies. Bob got into it when he was younger and now his son is stuck.
by Fernie mover March 18, 2011
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Furness

An expression from the town of Blackburn in Northern England to describe an vacuous headed individual who speaks with a mono tonal drone.

To be a Furness you would be devoid of personal social skills, and have a social network totally reliant on an internet connection. Furness's have been known to set up personal websites to create an illusion of self importance, of course everyone will know this. Furness's are not adverse to using bigland to get there own way, or to dominate there internet social peers.

Furness's have personal traits that include childishness, and stubbornness. Furness's are also to known to have lower than average intelligence and work and work in unskilled and mundane occupations (e.g. Restaurants / Factories)
See that Ian on his motorbike he is a right Furness
by Julian Whitby October 18, 2008
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furniture

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008
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furniture

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.
by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004
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Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.
"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"
by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010
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Furrish

Furrish is the languege of furries, obviusly. And furries are disgusting. Burn them alive. Also furrish is for a country that has a larger furry popilation then %30
Dont talk furrish, are you furrish, do you talk furrish
by OmicrontheFurryHunter May 25, 2020
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heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'
"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."
by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010
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