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Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.
Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU
by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009
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Fuckita

Fuckita as in "fuck", with a -ita added. Pronounced "fuh-KEE-tah"

Used as a substitute for fuck.

When saying this around people who will get on your case for talking dirty, you usually hope to disguise the fact that you're swearing.

Which is lame.

Just do it.
Whut the fuckita?!
by Another Disposable Teen November 29, 2010
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The Fuckits

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits
by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012
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Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.
Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"
by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011
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Fuckit list

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.
My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.
by TakesALickin July 19, 2011
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Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...
You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.
by towanda March 23, 2005
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funkify

to make something funky, i.e., bizarre in a cool way
Let me try to funkify that song so people can boogie down to it.
by dinonychus October 6, 2005
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