Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

Furniture flex

The act of buying and displaying expensive, designer, luxury, furniture primarily to show off wealth, status, or success rather than for practical use.

Example:
He bought a new massive bespoke luxury cinema sofa and invited everyone round for a film night just to show it off — a prime example of a furniture flex.

Lee: bruv… I went round my Mrs brother’s house other day. He's bought a twenty-grand luxury sofa. It’s well nice.

Frank:That’s a proper furniture flex, bruv. Bet you felt like a right peasant LOL.

Lee: Innit, bruv… LOL.
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Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese March 3, 2026

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 12, 2015

period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".

While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©

Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell

by Okay sure man February 6, 2019

chin furniture

A beard growing from one chin in particular large/ long beards.

After every meal you can tell when I come ain't because he keeps remanence in his chin furniture

by medicneballer April 26, 2019