Chendo Fumpit

When your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin' yelp' juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your cock when she gives you the stinkface and yell "Fumpit!" as you run away laughing.

I got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2B.

by Kingnigger Slappings November 12, 2010

fumping

The combination of the words fist and pumping. Fist + Pumping= Fumping

Bobby: "Dude this is totally fumping music."
Clark: "Yeah man, lets fump."

by plannpony August 7, 2010

fumpty

A state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

by Winged Rhino March 2, 2016

fumpy

Fucking and grumpy

Tawny woke up fumpy and tore me a new one

by donaldkl March 4, 2016

fumpty

The state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

by Winged Rhino March 6, 2016

fumphis

The line that runs down a man's scrotum separating the two sides

He had an usually well defined fumphis

by 2 bored guys May 4, 2018

Fumpt

A big black bitch

That fumpt could use a treadmill

by P Ennis 234 July 7, 2019