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fuckest

an adjective used to describe something so good, you can't describe it without swearing.
Guy #1: "That was the fuckest pizza I have ever eaten."

Guy #2: "Yeah and I took the fuckest shit after I ate it."
by Bosco Thunder March 23, 2008
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For fucks sake

An expression of annoynace and anger
"Oh for fucks sake, you came on my hand!"
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Fuckshit

Fuckshit is anything that you know you shouldn't be doing. It also is used to describe anything out of the ordinary or illegal. It is a generalization of all things that make you second guess doing it.
Sharon be on some fuckshit not paying TJ the money she owes. If she wasn't going to cover it, then why did she vouch for Jill and tell him she'd pay it?

Buck is locked up because Mark got his ass tangled up in some fuckshit and they got caught.
by Skitz0hphrenik August 22, 2020
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If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.
Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."
by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009
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fucks'n

messing up while fucking a chick(like in the song 'BACK SEAT' by New Boyz)
1-Damn girl....damn girl....you fucks'n with the man girl
by Lee Ons July 21, 2011
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fuckastrophy

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity
Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy
by jamaram February 27, 2010
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fuckissistic

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.
Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"
by The porn stache December 9, 2009
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