fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

Hairest Fuckfaces Ever

The Armenians. Dose lil queers that likes to get their shits pushed in.

i hate the fuckin hairy fuckfaces i see in glendale. these are the hairest fuckfaces ever. imma start a revolution. i call you when im a hero to many and famous.

by GENOCIDE 2005 February 14, 2005

useless fuckface urbandictionary editors

the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors who wouldn't know a proper urban colloquialism if it bit their nose off, shit on their face, and paid them a thousand dollars.

you realize that the useless fuckface urbandictionary editors won't approve your word because millions of people in your region use that phrase? You should threaten them or pay them first.

by chaqwud April 25, 2013

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

What Phillip calls Terrence in the South
Park movie.

Terrence: Well, Phillip, I hope you've learned something from this whole experience.

Phillip: I sure have, Terrance. I've learned that you are a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by bumbleclot February 12, 2009

boner-biting dick-fart fuckface

someone that got boned while someone else busts one in their face.

erin is a boner-biting dick-fart fuckface.

by jabooleha August 21, 2003

FuckFace

the epitome of a looser/douche bag. a total waste of life. someone who might suck so much you want to beat in their ugly face.

my husband wont keep his wedding vows, he is such a fuckface.

by anon1234554321 March 29, 2011

Fuckface Grandpa

Fuckface grandpa is used to define an old person, not so good looking who hits on young, pretty women

Girl to her friends: I met a real fuckface grandpa at work! He wanted me to show him how to get to the 15th floor in my office!

by tuffy08 May 7, 2014