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Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.
Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??
by Namuna June 16, 2011
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Franchise

(origin Tosa) adj. 1. usually used to describe a professional sports star that is key to an organization. n. 2. as according to the NFL someone who has a special contract designation so they cannot leave their organization. n. 3. Greg Caramello. (see below)
adj. 1. He gets a triple double every intramural game, he's so franchise to our team.
n. 2. Did the Packers make Brett Favre a franchise player?
n. 3. Did you hear that Franchise drank 23 capt. and cokes?
by Doc Nutz April 21, 2003
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Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.
After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.
by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013
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Frenching

i'm frenching my girl!
by RamBB October 22, 2011
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Ass-Fracking

When anal sex causes a fart to escape around the pitcher's penis. As in the technique for drilling for natural gas.
The ass-fucking turned to ass-fracking when I hit the gas mother load and she farted all over my dick.
by ToneLoc LouDogg April 24, 2011
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Fracking

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.
1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."
by billybobboy May 11, 2011
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Tha Franchise

The greatest balla at rucka park...
AKA Franchizzle

Holla at a playa when you see em in tha streets
Man franchise is bawlin all em up.
by Tha Franchizzle November 18, 2004
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