3 footer

a bong that's three feet tall.

damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.

by tinyy. October 24, 2008

fodler

noun someone who masterbates or has sex with pictures of prostatots, or girls that are substanstially younger then them.

Damn Brent is a fodler ain't he 32 and his girlfriend is only 18.

by BryGuy October 17, 2005

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005

pussy footer

some one who is afraid of girls, or having sex.

dude you could of got her why did you have to be sucha pussy footer

by bobby heising January 17, 2008

Foolette

A female version of a fool.

Anam is such a foolette. Dude, she is such a foolette.

by Anam Bieber(: April 28, 2011

foolery

the act of being a fool

morgan is always commiting foolery.

by jamisonfool1 April 5, 2009