Flump

The sound large penises make.

When you have a large penis and it just goes ”flump”.

by Eva Klebolwits July 1, 2019

Flump

When someone hugs you then and then grabs your bum and eats it of until there not hungry which then they will jump your mum for candy and kill your dad

I flumped your mum

by Dicksonary101 November 27, 2019

Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor May 22, 2018

Flump

When you feel like the sound poop makes when it falls in a toilet (pronounced floomp)

I feel like such a flump

by Liv Life May 6, 2017

Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020