FUPA Flap

When your stomach is so big and saggy that it droops down over your pubic area.

I was at the beach the other day and I saw a woman that had such a massive FUPA flap that I couldn't tell if she was wearing a bathing suit bottom.

by xCLMx May 13, 2010

Cunt Flap

The labia of a woman's vagina, also a derogatory name for a woman.

Tina was being such a cunt flap the other day.

I'll bet her cunt flaps dance in the breeze.

by Gingersaurus October 29, 2009

Beef-flapped

The female equivalent of teabagging.

Angie was passed out so Liz beef-flapped her.

by mc1212 March 5, 2012

Flappage

The alternative name for the part of the vagina called the Labia.

Lets say a group of lads standing outside a.... i dont know, a tyre Warehouse saw a fit lass walking past, they might say "check out the flappage"in order to bring everyones attention to the fit lass.

Or you could say, "i got some bwad flappage last night" meaning you had some vinga action.

by Matthew Humphreys October 20, 2008

flaparazzi

noun:
someone who is always in the back-ground of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera.

mj: "dude check out that flaparazzi, such a joker."

by its_aks November 5, 2005

flapjowler

A person who never stops talking absolute shit

That Morag is a right flapjowler, I wish she would shut the fuck up!

by visciousvegetables June 2, 2007

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009