florgasm

An orgasm that you have on the floor! usualy from self masturbation

Alex attempted to have a florgasm on the floor, but failed misserably

by Nikki<3Max March 18, 2007

flong

a midwestern saying for "working it at the bar or club".

I'm going to flong some girls this weekend.

You want to go flong tonight?

by bigdannitykane24 August 24, 2010

Flongzo Fred

Flongzo Fred is a Cool Flongzong

THe Flongzong Freds were looking for the Glingo Georges

by GLINGO DAVIS December 22, 2003

flong

F(fucking)+ long = fucking long

My boyfriends dick is Flong

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 7, 2004

flangaschstinga

hard- core making out

We flangaschstinaed all night long.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Flong

Flying dong or flying schlong.
There are several varieties of these, differentiated mostly by the type of their wings(fairy wings, dragon wings for example), and the curvature of the dong, which depends on the humor and personality of the flong.
They appear frequently, particularly from Thursday to Saturday nights, on the white boards on doors in the student residences in Vermont, their natural habitat.They are known to be agile in the air, and frisky when excited requiring extreme care when handling.

"Sweet dreams, keep those flongs away from your behind."
"What a flong! idiot!"
"I got flonged!"

by carajo December 14, 2008

Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.

My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.

by Austin September 12, 2004