dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003

Flandered

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.

To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"

by Ten Bears September 30, 2012

Fenderbender

When your man bends you over the bed of his truck and fucks you just outside of your driveway

"So last night we trued something risky and exciting"
"OMG what was it"
"He gave me a fenderbender! "

by Vanwolfhousen beerfest December 29, 2016

Fender Lizard

One who is attracted to any/all military or government official.

Did you see her flirting with that cop?? She's SUCH a fender lizard!!

by sexymatador24 March 8, 2010

flanders

a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls

Evan: dude check out that flanders!
Mike: i know that cock was checking out my woman yesturday!

by katy4662 May 2, 2008

Fender

Female Gender Bender.

OMFG! VIKI's A FENDER! LOLOLOL111oneoneeleven.

by Tsi'ss November 3, 2008

Fender

A person who never has parties.

Ken: Party at Fender's
Fender: no /cry
Joe: Let's get high and watch chalkzone instead!

by IAMSODOT October 25, 2004