Flaming Coffin

Very similar to the Flaming Albuquerque, but with a twist. Take a bottle of the hottest hot sauce you can find and cover the tip of your cock with it. After lighting her pubes on fire, thrust your Tabasco-covered pecker in. Make sure to smash the remaining half-pepper against her uterus. You'll feel like your dick is on fire and you'll want to die.

Congratulations. You have just performed a Flaming Coffin.

I had to pay an extra $200 to perform a flaming coffin on that prostitute last night.

by Turd Ferguson the Third March 12, 2009

Flaming Hot Eyeball

When one is in the process of consuming hot cheetos and ignorantly itches their eyes causing a wicked burning sensation.

Man, I was eating hot cheetos right? And I itched my frigging eye! Got some crazy bad flaming hot eyeball.

by The Real Cinders January 24, 2010

Flaming rage

The unfortunate incident, often encountered after Mexican cuisine, in which balls of molten lava are expelled from one's anal cavity with alarming force.

"Wow, that's the last time I ever be eatin' a taco like that one. I had the flaming rage for three straight hours."

by Krav Maga April 26, 2010

Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 June 21, 2012

flaming casper

An ignited fart that burns with a clear flame not visible to the naked eye.

Dude, I heard the pop and felt the heat, that must have been a flaming casper!

by weasial November 20, 2015

Flamingo Affair

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.

"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."

by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017

flamingbros

Flamingbros:

A pack of exuberant dude bros that all share similar pitch and tone, much in the same vain as flamingos in the wild. A pack of flamingbros are known to slam monster energy drinks and drive jacked trucks.

What's that loud repetitive sound and reek of cheap cologne?

"Oh That's just a pack of Flamingbros"

by shulginspotion May 8, 2018