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flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.
Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.
by stu19 May 7, 2009
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Book-fagging

In essence meaning revision of study, except with connotations of both homo-eroticness, pretentiousness and a pure disdain for the act. Typically used in pejorative or neutral contexts.
Look at that prep, he's book-fagging his way through school.

I'm gonna be book-fagging tonight.
by RaymondLovesMen April 28, 2011
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flogging the dolphin

Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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German-Fagging

The use of basic German vocabulary within standard spoken English.
by Phat Matt January 13, 2005
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faggingoff

When a Gay man starts getting loud and waving his hand around when he is upset over an incident or issue of some kind.
The tall longed hair gay man starting faggingoff over his number being posted and his order not being in front of him.
by jaymaster2j's October 3, 2009
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