Fireproof Jew

A jew that lives ins someone's oven, often to help them cook. However, the Jew lives in the person's oven because he cannot burn, no matter how hot it gets. It only feels like a sauna to this Jew.

Guy: Hey dude, can you move the turkey to the left?
Fireproof Jew: Sure, no problem!

by I_Am_Murloc September 4, 2009

Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.

Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.

by ambulancedriver July 21, 2013

Frepic Prownage

It is a mix of the four words freaking, epic, pro, and ownage.

John: Whats up.
Chelsi: Not much Iam sick.
John: That sucks not.
John: Frepic prownage.

by jumpman720 May 22, 2009

FirePass

FirePass is a security SSL VPN concetrator device.

I use the FirePass to work from home.
I use the FirePass by typing the URL in my browser.
The FirePass keeps my connection from home to work secure.
SSL-VPN is better and easier than IPSEC VPN.

by rrutia August 19, 2009

firepanty

When you turn a girl on so much that she begs you to take off her fiery panties.

oh god, she made me so hot last night i had a firepanty...i had to beg her to take them off for me.

by grygs December 30, 2009

firewing

The greatest being:bow down or be put down ong ong(the god of the religion fiwinism)This is also known as the fiwin religion.Only the greatest can be apart of it.

firewing the greatest alive

by xfiwin November 19, 2020

firefistace22

Quick way of calling someone out that he's a bad ABA (Anime battle Arena) Player.

"WTF? STOP HOLDING BLOCK, FIREFISTACE22"

"LOL YOU'RE TERRIBLE" *Average Florida Laugh*

by DzoaTheOgre October 20, 2021