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Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
by Corwin May 6, 2005
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Dakota Fanning

An American actress who has acted in many alright movies with big stars (Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, Robert Deniro). She's often called a great actress, but she's not that hot. She's mainly used for screaming, screaming, screaming and wide, spooky eye shots. Her skills as an actress are mediocre at best, but screaming and having your eyes pop out in the same movie as Cruise or Washington might pay off. Sadly.
In War of the Worlds, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed.

In Man on Fire, Dakota Fanning just ran and screamed. And cried.

In Hide and Seek, Dakota gave her scary O.O stare. And screamed.
by bethuzeluh August 17, 2009
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Finnigan Fag

Homosexual with fair skin. In order to be a Finnigan Fag, you must have asthma, blonde hair, fair skin, and rosey cheeks. Finnigan Fags also enjoy watching Trading Spaces and Christopher Lowell.
Phil Dear is such a Finnigan Fag, he is obsessed with watching those stupid decorating shows, and I also found a polaroid of he deepthroating a Keilbasa and nearly choking on it due to his asthmatic tendencies.
by james July 3, 2004
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funning

what drunk people say when they don't know how to put fun or funny into verb form
he was funning so bad bro, that i couldnt tell what the hell he was saying man!
by Captain Dojo March 14, 2005
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Funning

Funning -ing
Funning is the Act of past tense fun making it a verb
I was funning
by BabbilikeRabbi March 17, 2020
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Dakota Fanning

A clever trap designed by Scientologists to send unsuspecting middle-aged men to jail where they will be raped by other Dakota Fans.
Prisoner 1: So what are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Dakota Fanning.
by mrbrownpants March 10, 2009
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dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.
by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 15, 2006
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