Barbecue Fingering

When you finger a girl's asshole and some sort of residue comes out onto your hand. You decide to give it a lick, it looks like barbecue sauce. It's definitely not.

"I had a bad case of barbecue fingering last night..."

by Niggalas ShiNigga October 18, 2016

Double Fingering

Smoking 2 cigarettes simultaneously. One in each hand. This term cannot be used by one armed people.

"Did you see buddy at the party last night double fingering?"

"A menthol in one hand and a regular in the other"

by 2 fisted smoker August 23, 2019

Forget fingering february

Girls cant finger them selves

I want to finger my self! You cant its forget fingering february

by SickleFinder December 10, 2019

Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

Finding R2's hidden message

Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...

Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"

Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."

"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*

Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress

by howxs10tl March 30, 2011

Fingerlingus

Like Cunnilingus, but with one (or more) fingers. Digital exploration & simulation in the vicinity of the female vulvar.

How did your date go with that KFC guy, Cory?
It's was Fingerlingus good.

I have a rule, no fucks given on the first date... But come at me with the fingerlingus.

by GusLin March 7, 2022

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015