Fernando

Typical mexican name for a guy, and a spicy one too. A Fernando is a dare devil risqué guy who will fuck anyone anywhere at any time. He is known for stealing hearts and breaking them. He is a chick magnet and he knows it. Typical traits of a Fernando: spiky dark hair, piercing dark eyes, dark skin and a deep and seductive low voice.
Typical personality of a Fernando: douchey, player, cheater, lady's man, hot stuff, the desirable one.

Girl 1: *takes a deep breath* OMG I went to a club last night and met this guy he was so dark and lean and mean and I lost my virginity to him and made out with him and he asked me out and I want him and I need him even though he's with another girl now- wait! I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no worries, I guarantee that was a Fernando.

by Thetruthbetold December 10, 2012

Fernando

The name of any sexy person ever.

Hey Fernando, can we date?

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

Felange

Something that saved the show "Friends" because was broken on the plane. There is no such piece on an airplane called a felange.....yea well tell that to Phoebe Buffay.

"I have this bad feeling about your plane ride. You have to get off...because the........felange....is um broken!¡!

by Jake's Girl May 27, 2004

dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007

Fernando

The sexy Mexican taco man that has a huge cock

Have you seen Fernando with his sexy ass

by l Bigi l April 2, 2020

Ferlyn

Kind-hearted, will go above and beyond for anyone who needs a helping hand. Tends to be misunderstood. Probably because he drinks too much. When he loves, its with fickleness. He can only truly love 1 person but he'll say the words to a hundred women first. Maybe he misunderstands himself. Probably because he drinks too much.

Sorry lady, you've just been Ferlyn'd.

by bangy44 January 10, 2012