felix wood

fucked a whale made her slit wrists daddy woody massive pussy no face no case

ur such a felix wood

by wagone November 8, 2018

Felix Girl

A crazy fangirl that will take extreme measures to learn anything and everything about the her target boy. They usually work in groups and will attack you if you hide information about their target.

Boy: Look at all those Felix Girls! I wish I had a fan club.

Girl: No you don't! One of them attacked me with a math book this morning because I wouldn't tell them where he lives.

by thedoctor4111 October 12, 2019

Felix Ruiz

Yo Amanda come blam a zoot with me and my boys yhyh h get me

Felix Ruiz is the hardest gang member in Colchester

by Crusty toenails September 12, 2020

Felecity

One of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She has great hair and the best spook personality. Lovely singer and beautiful eyes. Always up for an adventure and sexy af.

I want to have a Felecity type day

by Severus Malfoy October 22, 2020

Felix jordan

A man with a small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

FedExcrememt

When a courier company sells you the promise to deliver your goods thats never fulfilled. When you complain you get told so many versions of the truth to get out of paying a claim..you end

with nothing. That's when you have been FedExcrememt.

Ricky was FedExcrememt today by the courier company ' 5 different stories' then they said his package was delivered so he can't make a claim..yeah his mother's ashes was delivered to the crack house down the Rd, they snorted her by now.

by MrMingeGeeta July 14, 2021

felix..kranken_

felix..kranken_ is the most coolest funniest person you'll ever meet! They're definitely a person you want to have a conversation with.

Have you heard of felix..kranken_?

by Mars/j1r0u._ July 21, 2021