Knock knock.
Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
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Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
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How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
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Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
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If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
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Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
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Who's there?
...Kevin Federline
HAHAHAHAHAH
Three guys walked into a bar..
The third one was Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
How many ________s does it take to screw in lightbulb?
Kevin Federline.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Two blondes are sitting at a nail salon, when one blonde says to another, "Kevin Federline."
HAHAHAHAHAH
If your name is Kevin Federline...you might be a redneck.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo momma so fat Kevin Federline would do her.
HAHAHAHAHAH
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Federico is a Spanish and Italian male first name. Of german origin, Friedrich, meaning Peace-keeper, Peaceful Ruler.
by freddies48fleetline April 16, 2007
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2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States
2) provocative; causing an impulse to take of one's britches
3) pertaining to the first Secretary of the Treasury of the United States
DAMN, that Alexander Hamilton was federalicious.
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1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
1. a deadly combination douche, pothead, and gold-digger whose wife is nearly as pathetic and unfit as him
2. an underemployed, white man with no talent who likes to believe that he can rap; Eminem is his inspiration
3. A man under an illusion that he can pull off a wifebeater when he only has completely muscle-free arms and an Amazon Rainforest of armpits
Kevin: Mommy, I wanna wear my wifebeater to school!
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
Sheila/Mother: No, Kevin, you will look like Kevin Federline!
Kevin: Oh no, Kevin Federline? Mom, you know what? I'll just wear my button-down shirt to school.
Sheila: That's my little boy.
by Kenny McCor September 1, 2008
Get the Kevin Federline mug.1. Short for Roger Federer, the current top-ranked tennis player worldwide
2. Can also be used to describe how badly somebody got beaten at tennis
2. Can also be used to describe how badly somebody got beaten at tennis
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