lying fapper

Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.

That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.

by Robert Himler November 3, 2013

fappOr

a wankOr

someone that spends too much time hassling women on the inturdnet..

by fugginbiatch November 8, 2003

Fappster

One who faps nonstop

dayum chance is such a fappster who needs to stop looking at pron

by takco November 16, 2007

Fappinstance

Interacting with someone who is masturbating, while you were already masturbating, either in person, via phone call, text, or internet.

I was wandering around jacking off when I walked in on Mike masturbating. He said it was a coincidence, but I think it was just fappinstance.

by Rynokie May 26, 2013

Fapping

Someone Masturbating

1. Dude I was fapping to a porn video last night

2. He is fapping cuz he got no one to give him a handjob

by Smart Omlette August 5, 2021

u fappa to pappa

Honestly the worst insult known to mankind, this word is known to destroy planets in seconds, was thought to have been the reason the Big Bang happened...

>ur mum gae

>ur dad lesbian

>ur sister a mister
>ur granny tanny
>don’t make me...
>Do it, you won’t...
>u fappa to pappa

>**universe explodes**
>no survivors

by Goats_In_Boats March 17, 2018

Barse Fapping

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like Dono-vanLimS. use with capital S for added effect.

ah, MANBSPSingaporeBuses is posting shit again. another case of the Barse Fapping

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020