FALM

Failure
At
Life
Much

Albert, you're such an FALM

by Neilkel December 15, 2008

facemask

1) A protective or disguising cover for the face, often enveloping the entire head.

2) A Penalty in football where the front part of a player's helmet is used to throw another player to the ground.

3) A mask made by the flesh of your murder victim's face.

1) They robbed our bank but they wore facemasks. We don't know who they are.

2) Yeah that was an unintentional facemask. Only five yards lost.

3) Oh shit! Did you see Otis wearing that facemask in Devil's Rejects?

by Capt_Ed January 7, 2006

facemelt

any activity so good it makes you feel like your face is melting off of your skull.

The sex was so good, I had a total facemelt.

by angry bangs April 2, 2009

FakemenClub

The best boxing player ww (never cheated). Also is the best server ever @fakemen.club fr fr.

Damn, FakemenClub is so good at Minecraft. I hope his 52 winstreak on boxing doesn't get him banned by passengers in approximately 32 minutes and 12 seconds!

by FakemenClub May 9, 2021

Falestine

Falestine ( Arabic: فلسطين‎ ; English: Palestine ; Greek: Παλαιστίνη, Palaistinē; Latin: Palaestina; Hebrew: ארץ־ישראל) is an ancient land that spanned the area between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan River, and various adjoining lands; predating Hebrew and Biblical times.

Unfortunately, in 1948 it was partitioned to unite the so-called “God’s Chosen People”. Even though the indigenous Semitic-Arab inhabitants can trace their history to Biblical/Hebrew times and prior.

Falestine is another variation of the word Palestine.

by stevey777 March 10, 2011

Alabama Facemask

To force someone to engage in unwanted sexual activities

Alabama facemask is not something to joke about.
She was Alabama facemasked walking home from work.
The Alabama facemasker is still on the loose.

by Tresamarc January 14, 2015

arabian facemask

To cover somebody's face with your ass.

She pissed me off so much, I gave her the old arabian facemask.

by danh13 May 2, 2006