Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Faceslasha

A gay dude that doesn't have any common sense like a monkey he's also spoonfed methods

Yooooo is that faceslasha? yeah the gay faggot

by AGRAGAGAGAGAG February 3, 2020

Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

FaceSpace / MyBook

the combination of MySpace and FaceBook when you don't give a rats hairy ass what is going on in others lives

Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?

Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.

by leoguy85 February 21, 2012

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)

"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."

by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021